Embroidered aprons

Happiness is a barking dog on your chest...

Is that an Elephant on your chest, or are you just pleased to see me?

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.

I'd like to see the movie they make about you now. - I just hope they stay true to what really happened. - Oh, son. These people are from Hollywood. The one thing they will never do is mess with a good story.

You have failed no one Grasshopper, only your own ambition.